Palm Tree

Stop thinking about your negative comments, because I know exactly what you’re going to say. If you’re familiar with the site, you’ll leave something like “Jerrell, you Turkeshmenian meat dealer! Haven’t you already done Tree?” Yes, I have done tree, and this is a different kind of tree, so stop com-pine-ing. Palm trees are different from regular trees. Sorry, I didn’t mean to trigger any tree people, all trees are equally special and there are no regular trees. There are 750 types of tree, and they’re all wonderful and equal. Palm trees, however, usually like to have a good time, and they want to catch a wave or two. However, they discovered they had a severe case of Limblessness, which makes them depressed. When depressed, the tree’s shaft slowly droops down, given it discovers it’s not getting any action. Palm trees are constantly watered by their accompanying oceans and seas, meaning the Hawaiian Groundskeeper Community (HGC) are losing jobs every day. The HGC had declared war on the ocean that takes the jobs of hundreds of Hawaiian groundskeepers every year. The only problem was that Hawaii was the home of Zero firearms, so they disregarded the war and got other jobs instead. The group disbanded, and everyone lived happily ever after. Except one unhireable groundskeeper named William. Due to his lack of employment, he became yellow, and found a groundskeeping job in Illinois.